And, no, it’s not porn. Well, sure, I’m addicted to that too. But I’ve found loveliness that I can’t stop playing.
World of Warcraft.
I was intrigued by it ever since South Park had an episode where they were all characters off of Warcraft. So, for Christmas, we all (Travis, Jess, and I) got each other World of Warcraft so that we can play with each other. We were going to wait until January to play when we got our new computers with the release of Windows Vista.
However, The Crack called us, sang its Siren’s Song…and we heard it loud and clear. And, after hearing that alluring song, we were unable to turn away.
My Precious…
Yesterday, after I got home, I think I played for 5 hours. I then turned around, went to bed, woke up, got around super quick, played for another hour, then went to work.
Now the funny part kicks in.
We needed to get Jessica to Level 10 so that we can move her to my realm so that we can play together. So Travis told me to play Jessica’s character today. At work. So, of course there’s someone literally giving me the line of cocaine, glass table, and the bendy straw to snort it with. Glorious. So, for around 3-4 hours I played Jessica’s character until Travis had to leave and he took his laptop with him.
That’s why, my dear friends, that I haven’t been posting. It wasn’t because, like Jennifer, I’m knocking on death’s door, begging to be put out my misery. I’m not having a family emergency or unable to pay my internet bills.
Oh no, it’s much more twisted then that my dear friends.
I have a sickness. And strangely enough, it’s a sickness that I love.
My Precious….
