It Just Makes My Gin-Gin Angry!
Sure, if I had a vagina, it would look like this

I hate it when I go to post a comment on someone’s blog and, in Blog.com’s infinite wisdom, I have to verify that I am, indeed, a real person and posting a real comment to this person’s blog. So it asks me to type in a random selection of letters and numbers which are placed in “the box.”
However, Blog.com does the cruelest thing sometimes. They like to overlap a couple of letters/numbers on top of each other so that you have no clue what some of these letters/numbers are. So, you say a couple Hail Marys and take your best shot, and you are denied. So, you have to type the random letters/numbers again, just for their amusement. And hopefully the second time they don’t stack ‘em. Bastards!