Mortgaging My Soul, Once Again

Hope you guys have a happy Thanksgiving :)  

And, for those of you that will be out shopping tomorrow early in the AM, getting the Doorbuster Deals, I'll be out with you!!!! 

So, I have been empowered by my fellow blogger Jennifer to find the gay items at Walmart.  I have decided that, since my brother and I have to hit Walmart tomorrow to get some pop for the agency that we work at, we will have to take a few moments to note and photograph these gay items.  And, dare I say it, we will not rest until we find the gay items.  Or 5 minutes, as I have ADD and really hot shoes that aren't made for walking.  So, we will not rest, sleep, or eat until we find these items and show the world the family-orientated power-lusting company Walmart loves 'em gays and have turned their backs on the Christian Pro-Family Culture.  (FYI, they've lowered the prices of several electronics here lately.  If you're looking for a super fantabulous (not fabulous, fantabulous) gift for me, I would like a flat screen HDD TV.  Thank you, pease.)

So, yes Precious, I started my search...no, my quest..neigh, my jihad to find the gay items at Walmart.  This Holiest of Wars has been started this evening my brothers and sisters by searching online for any signs, clues, or boldfaced, capitalized items showing that, indeed, Walmart has forsaken us Precious.  And, I found a website which, while it did not state what Walmart was selling in particular, shows that a Christian group, the Operation Rescue/Operation Save America, will be wanting their members and Christians from all around to boycott Walmart starting the day after Thanksgiving.  Surely, one would think that starting immediately would be more effective.  But, starting it the day after Thanksgiving, the Holiest of all Shopping Days...someone there has a flare for the dramatic.  By the gods, The Gays must have infected that group as well.  Walmart must be destroyed!  (No, seriously, click on the past Walmart link and buy me that damned TV!!)

Ok, seriously though...I actually took a minute to look at this group's website.  And, honestly, I have to say...I'm floored.  While I can't wrap my mind around being that horrified that a company donates to gays, I can understand that they would be upset since gays are so horrid, molest little children, and shake their tight, hot asses well on the dance floor.  However, this lil' snippet made me laugh.

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Wal-Mart also gave a generous cash donation to the Northwest Arkansas Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender Community Center, helping to provide a place where homosexuals can come together to "socialize."

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And socialize was in parentheses, which I found humerus.  'Cause, what, gay community centers are a den of sick and twisted orgies?  *sighs*.  That ranks right up there with the gay mafia.  How in the *HELL* does this information get leaked out to the straights.  Damn Will and Grace, they have taught you all way too much about our hidden agendas and culture.  You all will wake up one day with bad perms, designer knockoff panties, and morning breath.  You shall be crippled, crippled I tell you!!  *waves fists wildly*

So, yes, stay tuned tomorrow, same time, same channel, for the news-breaking details on Walmart:  God Fearing Company or Child Molesters?
 

So, I was at work yesterday, bored outa my bloody mind, looking for anything to entertain me, at least for a few short moments (My sister-in-law things I'm ADD...).  And, I found this grrl's blog.  It...is freaking hysterical.  I haven't ran into a blog like this in quite some time.  You must, MUST bookmark/RSS/Dance with it now and read it religiously.  She's a freaking hoot people!

And, now I must leave, as I have to finish getting ready to head off to do some major shopping today!