Mortgaging My Soul, Once Again

And, no, it's not porn.  Well, sure, I'm addicted to that too.  But I've found loveliness that I can't stop playing.

World of Warcraft.

I was intrigued by it ever since South Park had an episode where they were all characters off of Warcraft.  So, for Christmas, we all (Travis, Jess, and I) got each other World of Warcraft so that we can play with each other.  We were going to wait until January to play when we got our new computers with the release of Windows Vista.

However, The Crack called us, sang its Siren's Song...and we heard it loud and clear.  And, after hearing that alluring song, we were unable to turn away.

My Precious...

Yesterday, after I got home, I think I played for 5 hours.  I then turned around, went to bed, woke up, got around super quick, played for another hour, then went to work.

Now the funny part kicks in.

We needed to get Jessica to Level 10 so that we can move her to my realm so that we can play together.  So Travis told me to play Jessica's character today.  At work.  So, of course there's someone literally giving me the line of cocaine, glass table, and the bendy straw to snort it with.  Glorious.  So, for around 3-4 hours I played Jessica's character until Travis had to leave and he took his laptop with him.

That's why, my dear friends, that I haven't been posting.  It wasn't because, like Jennifer, I'm knocking on death's door, begging to be put out my misery.  I'm not having a family emergency or unable to pay my internet bills.

Oh no, it's much more twisted then that my dear friends.

I have a sickness.  And strangely enough, it's a sickness that I love.

My Precious.... 

So, I always give credit when credit is due...

It's just that it's so rare!  I mean, it's soul-numbing whenever I'm around all of these imperfect people in this imperfect world.  It's a curse, I tell you, to be so damned perfect.

And so damned pretty.

But anyways, snaps to my ho Jessica.

I know you all are asking why and you're flabbergasted as to why she would do something so lovely since we all know she's a dirty little bitch.

I know, I was shocked too.

But, since I was alone ALLLLL day at work today (and quite busy during most of it!), I asked if she could make me some PB&H sandwiches.  For those of you not in the know, and you should be quite ashamed that you've never heard of them, they're Peanut Butter & Honey sandwiches.

Seriously, if you've never had one, go out to your kitchen NOW and try some.  And, if you're kitchen-handicapped like myself, get yourself a man/woman/child-slave and have them make one!  I LOVE them and I had a huge craving for them today and I begged that she make them for me.  And to add her secret ingredient to them.

Love.

And, while she didn't put her secret ingredient in them because, lets face it, she's frozen from the inside out, I do have to thank her publicly for feeding the hungry.  And the hot.  Can't forget that.

Sooo damned pretty.

VUE! 

So, I heard from Jess and Travis that Maya's birth parents have decided to keep Maya due to their parents helping them raise the child. Which, is hugely disappointing to Travis and Jess, along with myself. I was getting all excited to shop for lil' girlie things the Day After Thanksgiving (known as the most holiest of holidays). However, being that it is disappointing, it's also the best possible alternative scenario; Maya gets to stay with her birth parents. And, like what Jessica was saying, at least they didn't have the opportunity to bond with the child beforehand because of it being such an unusual situation.

I just really wanted to spoil her rotten, ya' know :( Was gonna go to Macy's and Baby Gap and buy her super cute outfits. *sniff*. But hopefully that'll come soon.

I don't think there's anything else going on around here though.

Ohh. Apparently Brandi's (my sister, which will be known as Dirty Sanitary Napkin Lady, or DSNL) car is going to die or already dead. I don't know these things about cars. The head gasket went out of it and she is looking for a new car. Due to her age and lack of credit, she has to get it from one of these buy here/pay here car places. And, the interest rate is gonna be 21%!!!!!!!!!!! And, she'll looking at this 1995 Buick Regal with 95,000 and they were wanting $6,100!!! Travis looked on Kelly Blue Book's website, and, at MOST, it's worth $4,500 in EXCELLENT condition. So...I think they're smoking crack if they're gonna get anyone to pay that amount for that car. *rolls eyes* But, we shall see.

Travis just left to play with Jessica for awhile. So, I'm sitting here, bored outa my mind. I just really wanna hurt myself right now....soooooooo booorrrrreedddddd!