Mortgaging My Soul, Once Again

So, after much praying to the Firefox gods, I think that I have this picture upload crashing thing handled. So, on with the show!

Now, as you all may now, I've been empowered by my fellow blogger Jennifer to go out into the unknown and perilous lands known as Gay Walmart. So, under the guise of shopping for pop (that's soda for those in the South) and birthday gifts for a 3 year old, I used my camera phone to take this startling and horrifying photos of The Truth.

May the gods protect us from the evils that I'm about to show you....

So, when you first walk into the door you see this disastrous concoction laying on the floor. This brew has been used for generations by The Gays to turn our fellow straight men into one of Them.

I mean, the shame of Walmart! They even used their great powers of Roll Back Prices to make it even more affordable for The Gays!

Still, I ventured a bit further and I stumbled across a staple that every gay man needs for the weekend.

Every gay man needs the essential party dress to live it up during the weekend, doing those disgusting things that they do in their "Activity Centers."

And, what gay boy can wear their exquisite party dress and not have any bling to go with it.

And, what queen, when buying a new party dress from Walmart, wouldn't buy a new pair of shoes to match the dress perfectly?

And, we can't forget the lesbians. Walmart calls to them too, don't you forget!

Walmart has the latest styles for the lesbians! What lesbian wouldn't wanna dress herself in the latest George flannel shirt collection?

And, for those of you that don't think that Walmart is catering to the children. Well, I have proof for you!

They are out to create little lesbians out of our children!

Now, I beg and plead with all of you. Run, Run away from your local Walmart! Think of the future of this country. And think of the future of your children!

Two times I've tried to post my hard-hitting expose on homosexuals and Walmart.  However, every time that I try to slap a picture on the page, Firefox crashes on me.  Bastards.  Walmart is everywhere, trying to save itself and its reputation from being slandered.  However, don't you worry, fellow Truthseekers!  I will forward the photos to work tonight and, by tomorrow, you will see the horrors that Walmart doesn't want you to see.

Remember, when you load up my blog tomorrow afternoon, make sure to have your kids *not* present in the room...preferably, not in the house.  For the graphic photos that you will see will cause, at the very least, curdling screams ripping through the air.

Damn, I'm so tired right now, I'm not even sure if those past two paragraphs made any sense.  *yawns*

I'm outy people.  Tomorrow you'll be shocked, amazed, and you may even finish yourself off (not the killing type, the poking yourself off dirty type) after seeing the damning photos.

Now, it's beddy-bye time.