Mortgaging My Soul, Once Again

So, it has been a couple of weeks since my fellow Anti-Walmart-Yet-Secretly-Lust-After-Its-Low-Low-Prices goons have had the lovely pleasure of reading about the destruction and leveling of Walmart.

My wicked, wicked plan was kicked off yesterday.  Phase One, also known as "Tickle This Bitch," went off without a hitch and the dastardly Walmart's website was brought to its knees for a brief period of time.  Yes, it was me that re-introduced the Elmo doll, unleashing it onto the unsuspecting masses.

Take a brief moment to look at my new Weapon of Mass Destruction and know that I, with this great and powerful tool, can not be stopped in my quest for World Domination.  First Walmart, then the WORLD!!!!!