Dead Kitties and Dismay
So, yesterday really really sucked. I was so freaking sick I was doped up on various pain pills, cough syrup, and some various prayers to whoever might be listening 'cause of my flu. However, I did manage to make it. Today I'm feeling quite a bit better, a lil' more normal then I've felt in quite a few days. So hopefully this puppy is going away. Mike suggested me going to the hospital last night. I told him that there wasn't anything that they could do since it's a virus. They'd just tell me to drink plenty of water and get rest. Yea, I've already been doing that...not that stupid :). So, I managed to fall asleep (ps I love you cough syrup) and I had the oddest dream. I dreamed that Karen from Will & Grace decided to slaughter all of these innocent kitty cats 'cause listening to them meoow in pain and fear made her laugh. *chuckles*. I was watching Season 4 of Will & Grace prior to going to sleep...so, yea...
So, you're asking yourself...where does the dismay come into play? Were you dismayed over the crazy drunk lady slaughtering hundreds of cute, cudlely kitties? Well, no, I was actually quite amused by it actually. However, my dismay happened when I woke up from the dream...
I woke up, freezing and sweating. Like, we're not talking normal sweat. My whole body was drenched, including my hair. I figured that my fever must have broken and I tried to roll over and I noticed that I was laying in a pool of water. I was kind of confused by this so I went to rub at my eyes to get me to wake up (mind you, I've only been asleep for maybe 2.5 hours) and I noticed that my hand smelled really really nasty. It then struck me that, in my psychotic Karen killing kittie spree induced by too much cough syrup, I...I...pissed the bed. I was completly beside myself!!! And, we're not talking a lil' dribble here folks. It was all over me, even in my *#$*$( hair!! So, I instantly jumped out of bed, took a shower, ripped off the sheets, cleaned the mattress as best as I could with soap and water, and then flipped the baby over. *covers his head in shame*. I completly don't understand it. I mean, I went to the bathroom *right* before going to bed. After all of these years of drinking a lot of alcohol and *not* going to the bathroom before bed...my bladder was defeated by a drunk, dead kitties, and cough syrup. I'm just completly mortified...so, because of that, I felt compelled to share it with the rest of the world. At least I know that Jess would get a kick out of this. Or scream out in terror and pray to God to strike her death, dumb, and blind. I guess we'll see if she applies for disability in the next week or so *muses*. Maybe she'll get one of those handicapped parking thingies. That'll be pretty sweet, we can get the best parking space at Wal-Mart.
So, now that the world has been blessed by one of my mortifing stories, I shall leave you to ponder this: Don't ever abuse cough syrup, it's bad for your self respect and, worse, your bed and sheets.

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