Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Domestic Goddess I Am Not

So, my last posting I enlightened the world on my dilemma with having no fitting panties.

I'm here to report that, as Nancy suggested, some savvy furniture buyer did not receive all of our underwear as a bonus.  I'm also here to report that, though I looked everywhere in the household, I neglected to look in the second obvious place (besides from being in the dressers as one would expect).

The dryer.

The one spot where a Domestic Goddess would look.  However I am not one of those.  Those that flit around the house all day with their feather dusters, Pledge, and June Cleaver smiles.  No, I'm the one that cries 'cause there's no space in our bedroom now for our clothes hamper so I have to walk the extra 20 steps to the laundry room to throw my dirty clothes/towels.  I'm the one that can't get up from the couch to get myself something to drink; Mike has to bring it to me.  Yes, my legs are broken, thank you.

Now soon I will force Mike or, God Forbid, myself to rearrange the bedroom so that we can fit the clothes hamper back in the bedroom.  I find it awful to strip naked in the laundry room and then run across the house naked so that I can go to bed (yes, girls and boys, I do sleep in the nude...I'll leave the webcam on some night *grins*).  I mean, for the sake of our impressionable dog and our peeping neighbors, this situation must be corrected!

However, and I know that all of you are wondering, you can still donate to the Panties for Pond foundation for new underwear.  I love pretty underwear, as much as any gay man does, and I would be super excited to get a couple new pairs. 

Posted by Ka'Dield at 15:07:51 | Permanent Link | Comments (4) |
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1 - It wouldn't have occurred to me to look in the dryer either. What kind of man is Mike, expecting you to give up your precious Warcraft time to move furniture? Does he not realize how important your work is? You stand between the free world and a devastating force of mutants ready to wreak havoc on the earth! You must play Warcraft! Save the world!! And the panties!! (Comment this)

Written by: Jennifer at 2007/03/21 - 12:02:29
2 - Will your hamper fit in your closet? How about the orange room?

Or I know! BUY OUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE.

Come on, you know you want to. (Comment this)

Written by: JessPond at 2007/03/21 - 13:10:59
3 - We were separated at birth, of this I'm sure of now. (Comment this)

Written by: Ka'Dield at 2007/03/21 - 16:00:22 in reply to: 1
4 - You know, I would love to buy their house but, ya' know, I'm not sure if having a house next to Kirby would bring down their property values *grins*.

Also, while it's a super cute house, I think that they want a wee bit much for it. I would probably consider it at 150,000. That and we couldn't afford two mortgages, even for a short period of time :)

And, I think I found a spot to put the clothes hamper in our bedroom. I'll have to play with it this evening to see what I can do with it. (Comment this)

Written by: Ka'Dield at 2007/03/21 - 16:03:08 in reply to: 2
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