Saturday, March 10, 2007

It's Better Than Sex

Well, except really good sex.  You know, the stuff you only get once or twice a year.

Or sex with a stranger.  But, you know, that never happens any more...ahem....

But Mike and I were in Macy's this evening after picking up his diamond ring that we had repaired and I saw that they were having a rocking sale on men's clothing.  So I was walking around, seeing what I could find, and I found it....

Sweet PJ pants.  Not those really thin PJ pants that don't offer you any comfort.  We're talking thick and fluffy PJ pants that cuddles your skin and keeps you warm, even on the coldest of days.

And they were on sale, 75% off.

With tax, it cost $7.00.  For Nautica PJ pants.  $7.00.

I had one of those euphoric moments where I'm skipping down the aisles of Macy's, holding my new PJ pants up to my face, snuggling them and my mouth hanging open for an obscene amount of time while I'm laughing in slow motion.

Of course maybe I'm the only one that thinks about PJ pants in that type of way...

I've also made a decision.

A monumental and potentially controversial decision that could tear this planet apart...

I've decided to bring back corduroy pants.

When I get back down to my normal size of 34 (with the winter and the Girl Scout Cookies, I crept back up to a size 36!!), I'm gonna buy corduroy pants and make it my mission to make it fashionable again.  Sure, it may be just the thing that would drive Jessica to the point of insanity and tear my family apart, but I think that it would be worth it.

I've always looked freaking sweet in them.  The only thing is finding shirts that looks good with them.  I mean, you can find anything that looks good with brown or whatever.  It's just difficult to find a shirt that looks good with the particular texture.  However I will prevail and soon everyone will be pining for a sweet pair of corduroy pants.

Me doing this, while in the short run may cause the world to spin into chaos, will prove to cure the ills of the world and humanity, as a whole, will be at peace.

Amen. 

Posted by Ka'Dield at 21:37:20 | Permanent Link | Comments (4) |
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1 - Sigh.

Did you dismiss your monkeys again? (Comment this)

Written by: JessPond at 2007/03/10 - 22:44:47
2 - I actually fired them yesterday.... (Comment this)

Written by: Ka'Dield at 2007/03/10 - 22:54:56 in reply to: 1
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3 - I love comfy PJ pants; why don't you bring those into style instead of corduroys? We could all walk around in our pj's all day long, never dressing, just lounging around and being comfy. Sounds good to me!! (Comment this)

Written by: Jennifer at 2007/03/12 - 09:51:58
4 - You make good sense Jennifer.

However, I'm damned determined to bring back corduroys.

Let us compromise...I'll bring back both!! :) (Comment this)

Written by: Ka'Dield at 2007/03/12 - 11:44:43 in reply to: 3
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