My Apology Rings Eternal
I have many things to tell you but first and foremost, an apology must be made to all of my lovely readers.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I wasn't able to stop it.
I tried everything that I could think of. I harnessed all of my gay super powers and unleashed it onto the plague. However that was fruitless.
I even sent my horde of Dressing Monkeys to New York and Paris with the most holy of missions. However, they were slaughtered while doing God's work by the dark ones with mohawks and crimped hair.
I did everything in my power but I still feel the compulsion to apologize to you all, as I should have done more...
Done more to stop the 80's darkening our decade as they did originally.
This is why history is so important my dear friends.
We dare not forget lest we repeat our transgressions against the Fashion Gods.
May we never forget the what that decade brought us and may the Fashion Gods have mercy on all of our souls.

I think it's time to lay off the Warcraft, dear. (Comment this)
But I thought it would have been clear with the post I made right after it. Apparently I was wrong :)
But, yea, it was in regards to the 80's coming back in style and the chill effect that happened to my soul.... (Comment this)
I'm sorry, I can't be your friend anymore Kiki! (Comment this)