Fozzy The Bear
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with Fozzy The Bear off of the Muppets, check this link out:
http://www.plushieschwartz.com/drinkie/
I think my favorite part was when the bear was getting it on and his plastic eyes was rolling all around.
And, be forewarned, this is actual sex sex, not simulated sex.
However, it's gay sex, so it's pure family fun quality.
Enjoy!

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