Mortgaging My Soul, Once Again

So, yesterday I woke up and I had a couple small (what looked like) pimples near the bottom of my lip.  So, anyways, I popped them (I know, lovely) and went about my day and noticed that a small portion of my lower lip was numb.  Whatever, it's all good.  So, I woke up this morning and I looked at myself in the mirror before going into the shower and realized that the portion of my lip that was slightly numb was freaking huge.  Like, I looked like this mishapen Picaso painting.  I actually had to maneuver about have of my swollen lip into my mouth for it to look "normal."  Bloody hell.  However, after I took my shower and what not the swelling went down to something looking halfway normal.  However, the zits/sores near the bottom of my lip are doing a lot better, so hopefully it'll go away soon.  I found it inappropriate to be walking around looking like I just got collagen injected into a small portion of my lip.  Because no one wants to look like that.

So, yesterday I went to the bank to close on the commercial loan.  *YEA*  And, they had the check already made up prior to me even getting there.  So, after I signed on the dotted lines, he gave me the check and I just walked out into the lobby and deposited that bad boy.  Also earlier that day I was in Celina and decided to close out my account with Community First Bank (now First Financial or whatever they're calling themselves now a'days).  Which I found really irritating, I never thought it would be that difficult.  I went over to one of the branches, not the main office, and told them that's what I wanted to do.  So, this lady asked me what type of account it was...I told her that it was checking.  She then pulled it up and asked if I had any checks that haven't cleared.  I told her that all of them have cleared.  She then started poking around in my transactions and asked about the Sallie Mae and Chase and various other transactions.  I told them that it was taken out by the companies 'cause I sent my payment to them over the internet.  She then asked me if it was initiated by me or by them...meaning if it was set up on EFT or not.  I told her that I initiate all of my transactions, I don't have people automatically taking money outa my account.  She then went over to this other lady and asked her to come over and they were both looking at my account and they asked me *AGAIN* how that money was coming out of the account.  I almost hit them.  So I repeated what I said and they asked "so they don't automatically take it out of your account?"  So, mentally, I threw myself over the counter and started to berate them with bitch slaps and screams of stupidity and hatred.  But, in real life I said, that's correct.  So, this finially stopped them from asking stupid questions...or so I thought.  They then pointed out to me that there was a large gap in check numbers.  Like, a couple hundred.  I thought to myself, "Well yes, within a week or two I wrote over a couple hundred checks and NONE of them have cleared!!!!!"  But, I told them that I must of grabbed the wrong book of checks and the numbers are out of sequence.  OOOHHHH they said, like it's the first time that anyone's ever done that.  *sighs*  And then...the most horriable thing happened.  The lady said that she didn't want to close out a checking account and that she would feel more comfortable closing out a savings account.  The lady that normally closes out the accounts went out to lunch and she isn't sure when she'll be coming back.  I mean, are you fucking serious?!  I went through all of this and was *UPFRONT* about it being a checking account...and you can't/won't even CLOSE IT?!?!?!?!??!  Again, mentally I pulled them across the counter and berated them with broken glass up their cunts.  But, in real life, I asked what other options I had.  Well, they told me that I can go to the main branch and close out the account.  *sighs*.  Stupid whores...I hate the ladies at that branch, which is why I picked that branch to close out my account.  And they just turned it into one stupid fuck fest for Casey.

But anyways, I have to get back to work.  I just wanted to throw a hissy fit :)